London Mayor Boris Johnson

London Mayor Boris Johnson, courtesy of Daniel Jones from the Telegraph.co.uk

Dear People Who Ride Bikes Without Helmets,

Please stop it. It’s dangerous.

It makes me want to yell out my car window at you but I’m afraid I’ll cause an accident. And then you will die because you will not be wearing a helmet.

Seriously.

MM

PS— Tim, even though you want to look cute riding your vintage bike with your asymmetrical hair, and you do, this applies to you too.