Dear Nerdy Girls,
As a shout-out, I would just like to recount a conversation I heard today. I will call the girls Jane and Anne. I don’t have any friends named Jane and Anne, do I?
Jane: I didn’t seduce him even though it would have been easy and I totally wanted to. So I follow my own advice like 60%.
Anne: Good for you….How do you seduce people???
Jane: I think you have to start off by touching them casually throughout the night…then I think there’s a scary part where you have to kiss them.
Anne: The blind leading the blind…some seductress.
Jane: I kissed John! It was scary! I feel sorry for boys.
Anne: But we’re talking seduction here not middle school!
Jane: But once you kiss it kind of all follows.
Anne: Or you can be really bold and make them kiss you but that might involve lingerie.
Jane: I don’t even own lingerie! Is that bad?
Anne: Yes. You will die a virgin.
I think this last part was hyperbole. Given the nature of the discussion.
Thank you for allowing me to share that with you. I think I will start following my own advice like 60%. Sounds like a good number, don’t you think?
PS– Good thing Tina Fey is hot right now. Giving us nerdy girls everywhere a hand up the social ladder.
PPS– As an end note, I would just like to say: despite the seeming shyness of the above conversation: don’t underestimate us.