Dear Middle-Aged Man…
Yes, you, the one who is wearing a black polo shirt neatly tucked into navy blue cargo shorts with converse and sport socks. Buying a case of Natty Light at Rite-Aid at 1:43 pm on a Tuesday.
I feel like this is the start to a great joke. But I don’t know what the punchline is. Or rather, maybe you are the punchline, but I don’t know what the set-up is. So instead I will end with a question:
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE?
Best,
MM
Tags: alcohol, boys and girls, converse, hipsters, middle-aged men, natty light, rite aid
that dude’s probably a millionaire… seriously.