Dear Cowboy Boots,
Why must you be so expensive? And so awesome?
And why must all the expensive ones be so awesome, and all the awesome ones be so expensive, and why aren’t the ones I want on sale at the Nordstrom SALE?
It’s called a SALE, people, let’s put the things I want on it. In it? Whatever.
With a midsummer consumer sigh,
MM
PS– Remember when Daniel Radcliffe was in Equus? And they still let him go back to being Harry Potter? Because it’s Europe and they’re not insane and they don’t think nudity should be punished with banishment?
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