Dear Lindsay Lohan,
All right, love, it’s past time.
The Fug Girls have said it well here, here, here, and here.
But now it’s time for my two cents: it’s business time. Buckle down, eat some doughnuts, wash them down with a milkshake, hand anybody some twenties to buy you some clothes (trust me, it’ll be an improvement), and show up on time, every day for your next role.
Maybe give Tina Fey a call and see if she’ll give you a hug.
And that guy from Man v. Food– he’ll give you some restaurant recommendations– and maybe Stacy and Clinton too.
In short, it’s time to give yourself just a little love and respect. You were so loooovely in Mean Girls.
All the best- really!- it’s time to start!
MM
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