Dear Today’s Sunshine,
You are bright and radiant and yada yada yada. I do appreciate you. But you are not warm enough to take a nap in.
Possibly inside, but I would have to sleep on my dining room floor. Which I’m not ruling out– but it’s not ideal.
You work on warming up and I’ll work on not being such a lard ass and going outside for a walk instead. Okay?
MM
PS– It might not happen. The other letter I considered writing was an appreciation of butter rolls, warmed in the oven and slathered with butter in between every layer…so delicious. So fluffy. So buttery. I’m just saying: the dining room floor might win out.
Tags: butter rolls, naps, sunshine
