A thing my co-worker’s wife’s younger sister’s 21-year-old-friend said when she heard my friend and I swapping funny Tinder stories at a bar:
“God, I hope it never comes to that for us.”
My friend wanted to burn the place down.
I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
I can’t wait until she gets out of college and realizes her options are to date her 2 available male co-workers or enter into a serious committed relationship with Netflix (I recommend the latter).